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johnsand
21/Male/Australia
Why I Am Here
- To a head swimming bird sack.
- To transform it
- To carefully remove your brain face.
Last Visit: 17 hours ago
All pink on the inside
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The dreams about high school are becoming stranger and even more twisted than ever before. Last night I found myself roaming the corridors. There were ghosts around every corner. My uniform felt strange and constricting. I walked into the bathroom I know oh so well and looked at myself in the mirror. I looked ridiculous. My tie all twisted and knotty, and my jumper was way too big for me. A 7th grader was pissing in the troph and I totally lost it. I couldnt control myself. I started dancing in the the troph, laughing him while he pissed all over my legs. With my pants soaking, I ran into a cubicle and muttered to the faceless 7th grader something like I cant stop myself Im really losing it. I sat on the toilet, pouring sweat and tears. Then I woke up, and once again it took me about 5 minutes to realise that I finished school almost 4 years ago.
Was in the gong the otherday and a bum musician told me this joke, it has to be told...
Bob Geldof, Ozzy Osbourne, and Michael Jackson are on a sinking boat. Geldof says "Quick lets save the children" Ozzy replies "fuck the children!" Michael adds: "Do you think there's enough time?"
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I am corn.
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I am corn.
Thanks a bunch for your support! I really appreciate it
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I am corn.
Bob Geldof, Ozzy Osbourne, and Michael Jackson are on a sinking boat.
Geldof says "Quick lets save the children"
Ozzy replies "fuck the children!"
Michael adds: "Do you think there's enough time?"
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I am corn.
Stevie Wonder upon receiving a cheese grater for his birthday replied: "that was the most violent book I have ever read"
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